the doctor is in(satiable)

you'll never settle any of your scores

your grace is wasted in your face

your boldness stands alone among the wreck

Look up the word ‘manwhore’ in the dictionary, and you’ve a good chance of finding Elbricht’s pretty face staring at you from the page. He loves to “love” people, and surrounds himself with them as often as he can. If he could have multiple relationships, without ever having to share the people he showed affection for with anyone other than the others, he would. People people people, all kinds, all the time. Most relationship are fleeting, and he makes little distinction between someone who is a friend and someone to whom he can show affection except by age difference. On that note, however, he does have people who are simply friend-friends: drinking buddies, clubbing buddies, long-walks-on-the-beach buddies, everybodies. He will frequently grab acquaintances to go for drinks or to the amusement park, and the concept of “stranger danger” never really seemed to occur to him. Surprisingly, despite his tendency to monopolize lovers, he makes an excellent wingman and can this please happen with someone please.

Ironically, love might actually be an impossibility for this debonair charmer. Possessive, domineering, selfish, and not all that invested in emotions other than his own, Elbricht enters relationships for his own pleasure and for nothing else. He can, at least, be quite chivalrous and doting towards partners, but simply because he has come to know that that is what they expect, rather than out of any emotional depth of his own. If someone would like to try teaching him the values of an emotionally fulfilling relationship, break his heart, etc., I’m all for it.

Despite his distinct lack of empathy, Elbricht shows very little animosity towards the human race, except in clear cases of stupidity. For the most part, he just doesn’t give that much of a damn. His oblivious arrogance and inability to understand emotions in others that aren’t his own don’t make him many friends, but unless he considers an individual a threat or an enemy, petty qualms won’t phase him much. Once he perceives animosity in his feelings towards another person, however, he tends to blow his reactions out of proportion. I’d love for him to have a humorously intense rivalry with someone, or for him to make someone out to be his archnemesis.

Elbricht’s a bit of a plot and everything whore, so send anything his way. As a school nurse and a concierge doctor, there are plenty opportunities for both patient and coworker relationships with Elbricht. He generally refrains from the “authority figure” role, tending more towards an “enabler” role with the students: the big brother you never knew you had to hate who gives you some of the best worst advice in the world.

made by ESO of Gangnam Style