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Post by EZRA FENG on Dec 29, 2013 3:45:58 GMT
It had been two days. His latest video had been inundated with the links, his twitter feed was exploding, even his facebook and his bloody Cyworld. Whoever thought that any publicity was good publicity had obviously never met "Auddie", the author of some crappy hate-blog. And she'd never met him. Granted, she took him perfectly by surprise when she actually just replied to his e-mail with her address and told him to bring it on. But whatever, he would show her, that... that squid waffle.
He'd been hiding in a bush on her front lawn for almost half an hour trying to think of that. It was now Go Time. He was sure the address was correct. All it came down too was... doorbell or door? Before he could second-guess himself and crumple into a ball on her front step, he mashed the doorbell so many times he thought he'd break it. Ezra steeled his nerves to meet her, face to face. And he'd get that post down or die trying. "You can't hide from me!" He banged on the door a few times to get the message across. "Show your face Auddie!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2013 4:17:38 GMT
Honestly, Audra didn't think this guy, - his name was Ezra, she thought - had the guts to approach her when she mailed him her address. She was sitting at her computer in the kitchen, snacking on an apple when the door bell was rung several times more than needed and the front door was banged on. "I'm fucking coming," she yelled as she got up from her chair. She stood on her toes to look through the view finder and was somewhat surprised a pink haired guy standing at her door. She unlocked it and opened it, swallowing the little bit of apple she had in her mouth as well. Audra looked him up and down before raising an eyebrow at him, "What do you want?"EZRA FENG |
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Post by EZRA FENG on Dec 29, 2013 8:23:18 GMT
He froze. Ezra's tongue turned into sandpaper and he all but forgot what he was there for. Luckily, his phone beeped loudly in his pocket. Oh yeah, that was why. Another notification from some asshole reposting the link.
For some reason, she looked absolutely unconcerned. The girl seriously didn't give a shit that he was here. That might be hard to contend with. Trying to look intimidating, he shoved himself into her personal space. "I want you to take your stupid post about me down!" He shout-whispered at her, trying not to catch the attention of random pedestrians. The last thing he needed was more attention. To illustrate his point, he shoved his phone into her face with the article opened up. "This is basically defamation."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2013 18:11:31 GMT
Audra stares at him for a moment, just staring at his face trying to figure what his game is. He's come to her house over a post that's done nothing but give him publicity. It's not even like she wrote anything bad about him either. She just stated an opinion, her opinion, an opinion he obviously doesn't agree with and the thought makes her laugh. It's sarcastic and forced, but it's laughter none the less and when Audra thinks she's had her fill she stops. Her face drops from 'wow oh my god, you're hilarious' to 'wow oh my god, are you shitting me right now'. "Get in line 'cause there are about fifteen other people in front of you." Which isn't actually a lie, maybe an over-exaggeration, but there are a few people who've complained about their posts. She's learned to just fucking ignore them. At the defamation comment, Audra crosses her arms over her chest. "Prove I posted it with the intent to harm, without proper research and show me how it's hurt your current reputation, then we'll talk about defamation."EZRA FENG |
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Post by EZRA FENG on Jan 8, 2014 17:44:25 GMT
He obviously hadn't betted on her being such a tough nut to crack, but then again, what did he really expect? She was a mega-bitch on the internet, at least some of it had to transfer over into the real world. Hell, maybe she was even more of an asshole in person, now that he was forced to watch her laugh at him in broad daylight. It was a different mix of embarrassment and anger that coloured his face this time. He might have carefully considered his approach if he were not Ezra, but unfortunately, the words simply tumbled out of his mouth as he thought them.
"I'm not sure what you're smoking, but I'm the only one standing here right now. So I guess I am in front. Of your door, that is." He corrected. She was probably right about the defamation thing- as if he could even take her to court anyway. That particular threat hadn't panned out. "Who cares about that other crap. You said right here that I'm 'ugly and talentless', alright?" He shook his phone for emphasis, which by now had gone back to sleep. "People are ridiculing all over every social network I'm on because of you! You squid waffle!" He stomped around on her step a little bit before turning back and pointing an accusatory finger at her. "You've had your fun, taking it down won't hurt anybody." His tone didn't really match the new direction he was taking the argument in, more damning than persuasive, but that was Ezra.
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