GIVE ME THINGS

umi got married when she was twenty-two and divorced three years later. it was probably a guy she was seeing for about a year, like they got married without really thinking about it. the marriage overall was boring and lack-luster. it pretty much decayed on it's own and the two of them looked at it and were like "yeah not really about this" so idk. he's not really relevant to any plots but i'd like to have him around just because. he'd have to be between 28-30 now probably, and he and umi are on good terms. you know in that movie w/ tina fey and the guy is talking about getting a divorce with his wife and he's like "we just turned into really excellent roommates" it was like that but more boring and in a shorter time-span.

umi has an older brother who'd have to be 30 for the whole time frame to work and anyways he's the scientific counterpart of the family's philanthropy. he makes a huge chunk of change and has no problem like giving it to his sister and parents so they can continue to volunteer and stuff idk. he cures diseases and shit. whatever.

also for both of those it's work mentioning that umi goes by her maiden name

the martinelli's are based off alice in wonderland characters and this girl is the duchess. not only is she sidnee's ex-wife, she's the mother of primo's children and a huge fucking cougar. she was nineteen when primo knocked her up (and he was only fifteen) and she's almost ten years older than sid. they had a drunken, vegas-style eloping that sid quickly pitched a fit about and it was annulled. sidnee hates the woman with every fiber of her being. she's also a burlesque dancer at the club.

ROYA'S LITTLE BROTHER

roya's mother murdered their father in cold blod for insurance money and it was a few years before she got caught. she actually wasn't even caught for anything involving the murder - she totally neglected this little dude. he should be between 16-18, whatever and preferably have an "r" name. his last name is also bathory, since roya changed her's to whitehurst. they've been communicating via letters but roya is basically impoverished and stopped responding between that and getting involved with an organ dealer so her brother probably came to check on her. when they were younger roya always took care of him, but she's too much like her mother and becomes unhinged easily. now that her brother can take care of himself, he's the mature and realistic one out of the two of them.