PARKER, AUGUST

"What, you want a testimony? ... Do I get to leave early if I do? Fuck it, alright.

I'm August and everyone wants to know what's wrong with me. It's probably all the drugs. Lot of heroin, lot of- what I can't even LIE? Christ, alright. Whatever. Whatever gets me away from this place and it's fucked up addics and juvies.

My homelife didn't suck, my Dad was the CEO of some big-time hotel company, and I had more friends than I knew what to do with. I'm an attractive white guy who never wanted for anything. Yet I'm here, in some moldy, forgotten "troubled youth" home because someone decided my substance abuse was worse than theirs.

So you know what? Fuck it. Fuck this, fuck your social worker bullshit, fuck this parole. I'm not like the other shits who have to stay here, alright? I got myself figured out, and I got everyone else figured out too. I'm not like the rest of you.

And fuck if I'll let anyone forget it."

-

Whatever is known about August Parker is mostly he-said, she-said. While he doesn't always spare details when it comes to himself, one can never tell what's fact and what's fiction. His barely-stable occupations don't seem nearly enough to support his lifestyle of drinking and clubbing his way to anything he wants, so it's assumed that his affluent parents pay for much of it. Probably to get him from being a drunken slob at their family parties and have him do it in his own apartment.

His negative traits are many and his booze is always just under his breath, however, his charisma and crooked smile always seem to captivate enough attention for him. Those that stay with him describe the man as vile, but somehow enthralling. Most don't say that for long, as he always finds some way to screw them over. In more ways than one.

Rumor has it that his dear family's funds are being cut off, and he hasn't been seen around the club scene too much.

alias: wistie
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faceclaim: [b][i]KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN, shoichi,[/i][/b] august parker