HOOKER WITH A PENIS

haha did that get your attention or what?

okay well, i am making this big huge wanted ad for a new character of mine!

I KNOW ITS LONG IM REALLY SORRY

basically, he is an Asshole in a Band. i haven't named him yet so he is Asshole from here on in.

Asshole and his friends start a band in high school. it's all for fun, they just love music and dick around in their parents garages and stuff. eventually they realize that they're pretty damn good and hey, they can make a career of this! they send out demos, they play lots of shows and eventually get a record deal.

but, the recording company wants them to change their sound a bit, which they're all kind of apprehensive about but eventually agree to, except the frontman who is like ME OR THE RECORDING COMPANY. he quits, the recording company finds them a new frontman, all is well. except that the new frontman isnt the same as the original frontman and the band doesn't like him very much mostly because they're not used to him and conflict and etc.

then years pass albums happen, they make it pretty damn big but they don't get along that well anymore, and the line up changes endlessly. asshole is like the (or one of???) the only who sticks around through all the changes. he turns into a raging prick, stubborn, rotten awful obnoxious etc. and he treats everyone like shit and most of the members dont rlly like to work with him........

basically, i'm looking for the current line up - i'm pretty up for anything. asshole plays guitar, does backing vocals and writes music, so i need lead vocals, bass, drums and i'd be up for another guitarist if someone wants. as well as maybe the original & past members who may or may not still be in the band! also anyone else who works with asshole and/or his band! like the manager that asshole is avoiding, agents, producers, etc. whatever.

idk what the band is called so any suggestions are welcomed. also genre i'm also iffy on but probably something rock/metalish idk.