GAME OF THRONES AU

okay so i've decided that this waaaaaaaaay post-canon, but it's going to be v AU and weird bc this is just for fun i hope hardcore GOT fans aren't going to hate me for dis im sry.

do you know how weird most of the names sound bc they don't fit together properly laughs omg.

targaryen family:
coat of arms: black, red three headed dragon.
words: fire and blood

the targaryen family is known for the rein they had over westeros for 300 years ago. thought it was taken from them by the baratheon family and has never returned. the targaryen family has since retreated across the narrow sea and are said to have been in league with the dothraki since the times of khaleesi daenerys and it's been said that the eldest targaryen daughter is always gifted to the strongest khal in the area, while all other children are often inbred to 'keep the bloodline pure'.

current days, the targaryen children have become more rebellious and rowdy due to the influence of the dothraki they live around. though that doesn't apply to all children.

the current eldest, star targaryen, has already been gifted to the strongest khal in the area and has been with the khalasar for a year (rather happily as well). prior to the engagement, star was extremely against the idea of being gifted to someone she'd never met. though many whisper about her long-distance relationship with the lannister boy from across the narrow sea. she has a tendency to cut down anyone who starts those rumors though. her personal dislike for the lannisters is far too strong to have a secret relationship with one.

one son of targaryen, angel targaryen, fled essos and ventured across the narrow sea to westeros and lives out his life as a whore at a whore house. until nevada lannister happen to pick him up winks @ u though his parents know nothing but he ran away with the help of his sister, star. 

lannister family: 
coat of arms: crimson, a lion passant or armed and langued gules
words: hear me roar! (commonly mistaken as 'a lannister always pays his debts.')

with their overwealming wealth, the lannister's are said to be able to simply buy the iron throne from under the ass of king raul baratheon. however, it's also said that no lannister child wishes to take up the throne and has other plans for their lives. unlike those before them, the lannisters do not take up inbreeding and their children are usually left to their own devices. however, they must marry and have a child with someone of stature. for when you're dead and in the ground, the only thing left is your name and many lannister's are said to believe that.

the current eldest named nevada, has not yet taken a wife much to many's surprise. many rumors have been spread that he's fallen in love with a whore (o boy sounds like another tyrion raul bless) but no one dares speak about it a loud for fear of his wrath, or his parents' wrath. he's not much for fighting and his parents have never considered him as a serious candidate to be head of the lannister family.

erik lannister, the second son, is said to be the reincarnation of tyrion lannister of the olden days. he spends more time with his whores than he does being second son and preparing to take over for his father. it's said he travelled to essos and met the targaryen child named star and fell in love with her, though, it's also said he tried to bribe her to return to westeros with him like a whore and she's hated the lannisters since. no one knows if the rumours between them are true or not, it's not like erik is around long enough to give proper answers anyway.

s/t about hadley BC I KNOW NOTHING IM SRY.

and then, damien lannister

something about, william lannister (the crazy one raul bless)

the cousins, isobel lannister

stark family:
coat of arms: gray direwolf racing across a white field
words: winter is coming

the formerly traitorous starks have since returned to the title of noble house over the generations. this has mainly been because of the few marriages between both the starks and the lannisters and the starks and the baratheon. though in the recent generations they haven't needed to rely on the marriages like crutches and have shown their worth without them. 

something about the starks FUCK I'M GETTING LAZY IM SORY

and 

i'll

do the others

later 

i guess idk

i should go watch some more GOT